It coats, soothes, relieves
Ok, I’ll just come right out and say it: the Real-Time Strategy game (RTS) genre is stale. Fundamentally, these games haven’t changed much in the last 7 or 8 years. Time has only brought more themes, better graphics/audio, and larger size/complexity of maps and armies. Today’s RTS games are far too similar to the first ones. For example, the Kid-Tested Mother-Approved Super Ultra RTS Death StrategyA
Break stuff!
What is the Hulk? The Hulk is a big green monster that breaks everything in sight. He is your anti super hero. He does good yes, but you always wonder if he even knows if he is actually fighting crime. The Hulk seeks not adventure and fame; as a matter of fact, Banner tries all he can to suppress the Hulk whenever possible. Alas some jackass is always picking on our poor boy and then the clothes start ripping and stuff starts breaking.
I was glad to see the game stayed true to what the Hulk really is. While I am not the comic aficionado, I know enough about the Hulk to know the game is right on the money. The Hulk game relies on you using anything and everything to smash and bash your way though the levels. You will be sent drones of bad guys after bad guys. It is your job to pick up the next pipe and lay into them or pick them up and throw them into a wall. The environments lend well to these tactics as you will find many things lying about for the purposes of a bat or projectile. Once the fighting in the levels start the environment will then break down even more creating more things to pick up and use. I was able to get creative in how to progress from level to level, as sometimes I felt like picking up a guy and hurling him through a window so I can move along. Disposing of a solider comes down to what your heart says really; my heart always said throw him off a building.
Banner is a puss
The game of course has you playing as Bruce Banner. The levels involving him are almost forgettable, and change the rhythm of the game dramatically. From one level you become accustom to smashing everything in sight to the next level becoming a sneaker. Do not think Metal Gear Solid sneaker either it’s almost a sneaker in its infant stage. These levels were not too well thought out as you cannot even peak around corners, which of course is a tactic essential to sneaking games. You can fight, although if you do it’s your ass. Banner just is not made to fight, he gets rolled every time. You will have to solve small puzzles which make no sense, as well as the tried true formula of box moving. You spend your time in these levels telling yourself to get pissed off so you can Hulk up, alas you won’t.
How do the jeans stay on?
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