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Our very own Snowcone humbly notified me about the EA Game Life Mall Tour that was kicking off this passed weekend which started in my current hometown Houston, Texas. I was kind of excited because I have never actually been to a gaming event before. As Saturday rolled around I got myself out of bed and made it to the mall. I expected the place to be filled with people just crowding around and killing each other to play the demos, fortunately it was not that bad. The demos were set up with 2 islands of TV?s. One island had 6 TV?s on each side and the other had 3 clusters of 4 TV?s. All TV?s were 27″ and every one had a console hooked up and a different game to be played. In the front of the main island were two massive Alienware computers set up for the demo of Rainbow Six Raven Shield. The bad part about that was that the systems kept crashing.

The demos being presented were as followed: The most anticipated Def Jam Vendetta, Rocky, Smugglers Run: WARZONE, Zone of The Enders, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, Tiger Woods Golf PGA Tour 2003, Ghost Recon, Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets, The Sims, Rayman 3 Hoodlum Havoc, Splinter Cell…and many more. I had the opportunity to play most of these games for about 20 to 30 minutes a piece or until I finished the demo. As you can see, some of these games have already been out for other consoles. This tour enabled viewers to experience the game on consoles it had not previously been released on. I spent most of my time playing Rocky and Def Jam Vendetta, which let me tell you, were the best games at the tour. If it wasn?t for the damn computers crashing then Rainbow Six Raven Shield would’ve won the award. The tour reps were so busy playing, they really did not answer anyone?s questions or comments which I thought sucked. The tour reps also did not have much to give away either. Delta Force: Black Hawk Down and Nightfire on PC were among the only demos being given away including some stickers and posters as well. If you are in any of the cities that the tour will be held at I suggest stopping by and checking it out. The EA Game Life Mall Tour Takes will continue on through the month of March and will hit ten cities in seven states. For info on the tour stops check out the EA website.

Scheduled Tour Dates:

    March 1: Houston, TX – Willowbrook Mall
    March 2: New Orleans, LA – The Esplanade
    March 8: Miami, FL – Aventura Mall
    March 9: Jacksonville, FL – Regency Square Mall
    March 11: Panama City, FL – Sun Spree Resort – Spring Break
    March 15: Baltimore, MD – White Marsh Mall
    March 16: Washington DC – Tysons Corner
    March 21: Philadelphia, PA – The Gallery at Market East
    March 22: New York, NY – Roosevelt Field
    March 23: Boston, MA – Natick Mall
    March 29: Los Angeles, CA – Glendale Galleria
    March 30: San Francisco, CA – The Hillsdale Shopping Center

[floatleft]http://www.snackbar-games.com/images/reviews/doaxbv/cover.jpg[/floatleft]First off let me just say that I am not entertained by sports game at all, but there is one exception…and it’s not this game. Before I begin talking about the games quality, I am one to say the only reason I played this game was for the chicks. I was sucked in and brainwashed by the games deceiving and conniving tactics of beautiful half naked women rolling around giggling. Wait…how is that any different from real life?

Once you pop this game into your Xbox its nothing but half naked women. The introduction to DOA has some amazing cinematics and graphics. The story begins when you are sipping on a glass of champagne with Zack on a huge cruise liner. You then are introduced to Zack Island, with some whacky and goofy cinematics. Once you land on Zack Island you are partnered with one of the islands inhabitants who happen to be on vacation as well. They give you a quick low down on the haps of the Island and the different things that you can do, which let me tell you are not much. Before you begin the game you have the option of choosing one of the 8 girls. Blonde, brunette, red head, pink haired, big boobs, and small boobs you pick from the eight that are given to you. Once you are partnered up, that is your volleyball teammate. Since you are going to be new to playing volleyball I suggest everyone plays a regular exhibition before going into vacation mode. Why you ask. Because once you start playing volleyball in vacation mode and you lose two matches, then your partner ditches you and moves on to team up with someone else. Getting another partner to team up with you will be a daunting task to perform. Asking other girls to team up with you will only result in massive denials, once you lose matches then the entire island knows you suck. In order for girls to team up with you is by giving them gifts you receive from Zack, or just buying them gifts. You are given money once you arrive on the island, but you can easily lose it in the casino when you go back to the hotel for the evening. You have many games to play from, for example roulette, poker, blackjack, or even slots. You can easily make some money too, but I still think the games in the casino are rigged. Now you have the option of buying different items at the sports shop, accessory shop, and the Zack of all trades shop. Buying the girls gifts doesn’t guarantee you a partner; they have the option of not excepting the gift or just throwing it away. Getting another partner takes time and more gifts, that means more gifts means more money. You know like real chicks. Another method of getting more cash is by playing poolside games. That gives you some cash but not enough to get really nice gifts. When buying or receiving gifts you get from bikinis, glasses, hats, lotion, flowers, nun chucks, knives, guns, salad, sushi recipes, etc. Once you have scored a partner and you start winning matches, then the money rolls in.

[floatright]http://www.snackbar-games.com/images/reviews/doaxbv/ss01_thumb.jpg[/floatright]The game is just like a vacation so you don’t have much time to stay on the island. Once your vacation is over then the game is over. You have the option of starting a new vacation, or just play a volleyball exhibition. This game has a fun factor of about 3 out of 10. Playing volleyball is about the closest thing to being fun on the island. The controls are very limited when playing volleyball. You have two buttons to use to regulate your intensity of hitting the ball. Soft or hard are your options in the analog mode, but when switched to digital you have all four buttons to work with. You also have the option of setting the amount pressure that a button takes to designate the intensity level of the power you hit the ball. But again the amount of strategy you have during a match is very limited. You can choose to play to 6 or 10 points in one match, and choose different locations around the island to play on. The button scheme is the same when playing poolside-hopping games. If you hit the button hard then you may go too far, or if you hit it too soft then you might just miss it. Another feature you have on the controls is with your left and right triggers. Both triggers enable you to zoom and change camera angles on the girls. But you do not have the freedom of camera movements during volleyball play. When you’re not playing volleyball or hopping in the pool, then you can shop, take a rest in pool, or just walk around the beach. Once its evening time you can choose to go to sleep, play in the casino, or watch a video if you get one for a gift. The videos are just previous ads for old DOA games, which is pretty cool. Another feature you have during game play is stopping by the radio station and selecting music to add to your track play list. You can choose from various artist and genres like Christina Aguilera, Spice Girls, Baha Men, and Reel Big Fish. You don’t have many so the music gets old after while. The overall sound is not very detailed, although you can hear the waves and the girls dialogue is not so wonderful. Now I know that all the DOA games are in Japanese, but I am just not very excited about dialogue that is repeated over and over again.

The graphics in this game are great but not flawless. Let me try and break it down the best I can for you readers. The cinematics in the beginning and the end are very well done, very well detailed with great motion. The colors are extremely appealing and very beautiful. The shadows from the moving palm trees, the glistening of the moving water with reflections, and the shifting of the sands are just a few examples of the really detailed graphics in this game. But you can also tell on certain areas of the island that the grass is very flat with no definition along with the trees. The body of the women are curved well and colored exceptionally considering the various women. When some of the girls are wearing thongs their butts seem to continue as part of their back with no distinctions. You can tell that the hair movements on some are little off when they move around in the sand or when playing volleyball. The hair seems to go through their body and disappear at times, and along with their feet when they dig in the sand. The lining in the sand when the girls move around is off at times and creates a straight cut through their body. Some of the far backgrounds seem really flat and not colored very well. A few of the cutaway scenes of the girls moving around in the sand or in the water are very edgy and linear. However the close ups of the girls faces are very well detailed and colored. Let me just say that the graphics are probably the best things in this game, which make things a little interesting.

[floatleft]http://www.snackbar-games.com/images/reviews/doaxbv/ss04_thumb.jpg[/floatleft]The game itself is not very fun outside of the volleyball matches, and even then it’s not very entertaining. There have been times when playing a match; it might take 5-10 minutes before you or your opponent score a point. So pretty much you can keep the ball in play forever, that means there is just no strategy in this game what so ever. If anyone is into non-strategy volleyball, T & A, and horrible game play then this is your huckleberry. This game is only worth renting just so you can say you looked at some CG T & A.

Ok let me just start by letting all of you faithful readers know that I am big fan of superhero films, and the such. I did own comic books when I was small, but not of Daredevil, so let me try and give all of you who are big fans of A

[floatleft]http://www.snackbar-games.com/images/reviews/gr/cover.jpg[/floatleft]Let me start off by saying that I had only heard of Ghost Recon when seeing Pickle play it on his PC. I never gave it much thought just knowing that the game play did not interest me. Along the same lines, I am not a big fan of PC games at all. There are very few PC games that entertain me, and Ghost Recon just did not. If you know me than you will know that I am a huge fan of first person shooter games as well as Xbox Live. So needless to say when I heard it was being released on Xbox I started rethinking my decision of blowing it off. Ghost Recon is one of those games you really have to play over and over again to get the hang of. I was really frustrated with having to control another squad on top of controlling the soldiers in my squad, in order to strategically recon the area and effectively defeat the enemy without jeopardizing the lives of my men. So after many long hours of practice and going through missions and campaigns I am proud to say that I can whoop some ass on that game.

The game is set in the year 2008. Europe is slowly falling into the hands of Russian Ultranationalists in order to bring the old communist Russia back into power. You’re part of the Green Berets elite Special Forces group called The Ghost. Your team is sent in to stop any further action by the Ultranationalists before a full-scale war erupts. You and your team are equipped with high tech weaponry and covert tactics. When sent into a mission you are leading two squads for one platoon. Within these squads (alpha and bravo) you are given the option of hand picking certain specialists. You have the choice of a rifleman, support expert, sniper and a demolitions expert. Depending on the mission you might want to designate the right specialist for the job. I myself like to have one sniper in my platoon for safekeeping.

[floatright]http://www.snackbar-games.com/images/reviews/gr/ss04_thumb.jpg[/floatright]A good way to get familiarized with the commands and the movements of your squads is to play the training exercises, which are a great teaching tool. This training will help you use your weapons effectively as well as move and command your squads covertly. The controls to the game are a little out of the ordinary. Every button is crucial to your game play. The default controls are obviously the best, although they are not inverted. Personally I can’t stand inverted controls so it suits me. The black and white buttons help with weapons modification and headset communication. Your left trigger brings up your map, and your right trigger fires your weapon. Movement is very simple with your toggle sticks, strafing and looking is similar to Halo’s controls. Everything else is standard and easy to use once you do several missions for practice. Once you feel comfortable with your skill level than you can begin the missions. I suggest playing the missions before playing online. Once you play online it’s a whole different world. There are three difficulty levels that you can choose from; recruit, veteran and elite. I suggest starting light before going out blazing. The missions in Ghost Recon are excellent. You have many different objectives in Ghost Recon, from rescuing hostages, relieving UN peacekeepers, capturing high brass opposition leaders, recon, taking out massive artillery and your usual taking out an entire company to keep the peace in the area. Not only are you dropped during the day in nice weather, but you are also dropped either at night, in the rain, snow, fog or a combination of those weather conditions. A good tool to use is your night vision, which every soldier is equipped with. The weapons that you use can be even more helpful in the sense you can modify them. You can change your standard M16 to an M203 (Grenade Launcher); you can also go from automatic, to semi automatic. Your demolition specialist can change from an MP5 automatic weapon to an M4 rifle. Snipers are equipped with bad to the bone rifles that can strike from almost 400 to 500 yards. In order to receive more skilled soldiers and better weapons you must complete missions in campaigns and complete special objectives within those missions. One frustration about leading your squad is that your team members are very independent. If they spot the enemy, from no matter how far, they start firing. That could be a good thing or a bad thing depending on the mission and how low key you want to be.

The graphics in this game are pretty good, but it’s no Splinter Cell. When playing missions in the country you find that the trees are real edgy and your boundaries are cut off. What I mean by boundaries are when you continue to roam around the map on a mission and it looks like your path continues… it doesn’t…you hit an imaginary wall. Grass and trees are real straight edged with no curves or detail, everything is blocked and the colors are not very attractive. The characters look pretty realistic, if you’re a detail freak like me than you will also notice the weapons and gear blend in with the uniform so you really can’t tell what is what. One thing that really cracks me up about this game is once you shoot the enemy they always fall into the fetal position. The games sound is very well done with regards to detail of nat sounds. I have set up a 5.1 system in my room, so when playing you can hear the leaves rustle, the bird’s tweet, the air whistle and even soldiers chatting in the distance. In different missions you can hear the sounds of mosquitos and flys buzzing around your head. The little detail of the rain coming down, running through the water, snow, gravel is very evident in this game. When battling out in missions indoor you can hear the echoing and ringing of shots being fired. Another great thing about the sound, is when battling it out in a fire fight, grenades are frequently tossed. If a grenade detonates near you, or a tank fires its turret near you, you will notice that the sound becomes muzzled and you can’t hear for a few seconds. Now I have never been in battle before but I can assure you that if a live ordinance round detonates anywhere within five to ten feet of your body, your hearing will be lost for a few seconds, and your body will rattle and shake. Again, I think the game’s sound is great with or without 5.1 Dolby digital.

[floatleft]http://www.snackbar-games.com/images/reviews/gr/ss02_thumb.jpg[/floatleft]This game is Live enabled which makes game play really crazy at times. When playing online you want to make sure that your connection speed is very good, that goes for the people who want to host battles as well. Now if you plan on just joining games on other game servers then you can run into some massive lagging, or none at all. I’ve been in games where there have been almost 16 people and it runs just fine. I’ve also been in games where there have been six people and it lags like crazy. So make sure you walk into a game with a good server. The LIVE headset is a very good way to communicate within your team when the enemy is near. It helps drastically when in playing in teams, that way you can strategically move in order to effectively eliminate your opponent. Overall I give this game an 8.5 out of 10. This game rules, it’s a very intense game because you never know when the enemy has spotted you. It’s as realistic as real life combat, one hit and your dead, or maybe if your lucky you get wounded then two hits your dead. It’s a very exciting game to play, it’s as if you were really in battle. It’s very challenging and also very entertaining. I have not yet put it down since I have gotten it. Once you start unlocking different maps, and weapons things become a lot more entertaining. If your looking for a good Xbox game that rules, then I suggest getting Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon.

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OK so you might have already heard that I am an obsessed Xbox fan.
Let me give you a bit of history about video games and me. I owned
an Atari when I was 5 and as I grew older got a Nintendo. I was
isolated for a bit when the super Nintendo was released, then I
decided to try a Sega genesis. I loved Sonic the Hedgehog. As I
got older things got in the way from the blissful enjoyment of playing
video games. I went to college and got myself a Mac. Many of you
reading this may be avid PC users. As for me, I do a lot of video
editing and I believe that Macs are preferable to my likings in
that realm. I don’t discriminate because I use a PC at work to edit
videos as well. So then I purchased a few computer games to satisfy
my appetite for the time being. Buying StarCraft was one of the
greatest investments I have ever made. When that wasn’t enough I
bought a PS2. PS2’s are great systems that have great games.

At first I thought Xbox was the biggest joke to the gaming world.
Boy was I wrong! The first time I played Halo at the Snackbar crews’
pad I was in love. We had thrown a nice small party prior to playing
Halo, so needless to say we were wasted. Well I was anyway. We played
till 5:30 am in the morning. I wanted to continue to play but my
other counterparts were too tired. Needless to say I was hooked
from there on. From there on it was my goal to get an Xbox, but
since times were difficult it was very hard to come by the cash
for one. So one day I met this girl who was kind and gracious enough
to buy me an Xbox. The very first game I bought was Halo. Let me
tell you a little something about Halo. First off its first person
shooter, second Master Chief rules! Halo does not get old even if
you play it every day and night until you die. It’s impossible for
anyone to get fed up with Halo. The graphics are stupendous; the
game play is unforgettable and Master Chief rules! I mean what else
do you need other than Master Chief fragging mad Covenant scum and
flugs. My life would almost be complete if Halo was on Live. I mean
when I am playing Unreal, Ghost Recon or Mech Assault people on
Live are always wishing Halo were on it into their headsets. The
multiplayer on Halo is just a dominating game, especially when you
hook more than one Xbox together. I have played with more than on
Xbox and it is the greatest thing ever. What more can you have than
whooping ass all over the screen while yelling obscene comments
and hearing your opponent curse you in frustration and anger.

Now your probably asking yourself, what does anything that you
are saying have to with Halo 2. Everything! After seeing the Halo
2 trailer I about messed my pants in all the ways you can think
of. I am a huge movie buff…. movies are my thing. I love movies

to death. When I saw the Halo 2 trailer I almost keeled over in
shock and awe. Seeing Master Chief dive into space onto another
covenant starship. I mean Damn! That was one of the best trailers
I have ever seen in my whole entire existence. I was left in AWE!
If Halo 2 is going to be 100 times better than Halo 1, then people
your going to see Vice City’s sales record be broken within seconds.
I have heard rumors of Halo 2 having a lot more advanced weaponry,
a lot more freedom of movements, and a lot more action when it comes
to killing Covenant scum. I’m ready to blow this pop stand, lets
go, freaking bring it on! Unfortunately, Microsoft and Bungie love
to torture people to death with impatience and anticipation. We
all must wait until 2003.

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