Ninjas are sneaky, stealthy, quiet, and a blast to play as. That’s the theory, at least. It’s difficult to feel powerful and cunning when your opponents are staggeringly dumb. They don’t look up when I’m crouching on a wall after alerting them to my presence. When one does manage to climb the wall he promptly does an about face, falls off of the wall, suffers a bout of amnesia causing him to walk off thinking, A